Friday, March 27, 2009

Weather for Vampires

Sunny weather, ew. Sun is not a vampires best friend, for sure. When vampires go into the sunlight, they sparkle. Thats why most vampires stay indoors when it is sunny ouside. Not that it will " burn " them, it will just make people suspicious. Vampires originate from way back starting in about 200 b.c and they enjoy playing an old sport, baseball. Vampires can only play baseball when there is a thunderstorm, and before it starts to rain. They do this because the force that they hit, throw, and catch the ball with is so loud that it sounds like thunder. Thats why they have to wait for the perfect time. Snow, rain, clouds, hail, anyone of these are fine for a vampire life. Vampires are pale white and sparkle because they do not go into the sun. If they were to " tan ", who knows if vampires would be tan or not. Any vamp. can be any color, still, they all hate the sun.

-Alice <3
P.S I hate the sun too.

1 comment:

  1. LOLz sparkles. Sry I like Twilight because of the cool effects and all. But I have to chuckle when vampires(which I may remind you is basically a posessed undead cursed with leech-like dark magic)"sparkle" with shiny abilities in the sun when they should be burning to a crisp. Why? Because dark magic and any holder of it cannot handle the purity of light.

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